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Monday, August 28, 2006

STARS ARE BLIND

I don"t mind spending some time
Jus hanginf out here with you
Cuz i don"t find too many guys
That treat me like you do
Those other guys wanna take me for a ride
But when i walk their talk is suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And i"m satisfield,oh no,ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and a soul and body
Let"s see what this love can do
Baby i"m prefect for you

My love,ohh oh
I could be your confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But i know that love's what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn"t we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who you hav been dreaming of
At night at home,oh no,ohh

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I"ll show you mine

I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let"s see what this can do
Baby i"m prefect for you

Excuse me for this feeling
This moment is critical
Might be me feeling
It could get physical,oh no,no no

Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine
I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Let's see what this love can do
Baby i"m prefect for you

Baby i"m prefect for you

Even thought the gods are crazy

Even thought the stars are blind

Even though the gods are crazy

Even though the stars are blind

sung by PARIS HILTON

Thursday, August 24, 2006

THE A SECTION OF THE COXFORD DICTIONARY

A BIT THE
A Singlish phrase meaning 'very', always said in a clearly sarcastic tone.
1. " Wah, you a bit the late, hor!"
2. "Piang eh, your shirt a bit the short, man!"

ABOUR IT
Sloppy pronunciation of "about it". Aiyah, this kind of small thing, don' worrage abourit.

ACT (ADJECTIVE) BUAY (ADJECTIVE)
To fail miserably at affecting a pose. Substitute any adjective of your choice.

ACT BLUR
To play innocent I know you know who did it, so don’t act blur!

ACT CUTE
A phrase which describes behaving in an exaggeratedly cute or adorable fashion. Can be used as both verb and adjective. Usually performed by females who appear they cannot escape their childhood.
1. "Eh, Ah Lian is always so act cute one! She trying to be smurf, is it?"
2. "Ah, ignore her, lah. She's just acting cute again."

ACT CUTE BUAY CUTE/A.C.B.C.
Literally describes the common occurrence of a Singaporean girl trying to pander to a guy's wishes, but failing miserably."Ee-yurr. I tell you, I damn buay tahan watching Ah Lien try to get Ah Beng to go kwa meenite with her. Damn ACBC one."

ACT LIAN BUAY LIAN, ACT BENG BUAY BENG/AI LIAN BUAY LIAN, AI BENG BUAY BENG
To fail at being an Ah Lian or Ah Beng, despite trying."Wah lau, Johnson is damn condemn. Act Beng buay beng. Si beh hopeless."

ACTION Arrogant and haughty. Basically the same as "Ya Ya' and "Dao". Also sometimes used to mean "full of hot air.""You don'ch talk so much, action only!"

ADOIA
Malay exclamation of disgust or pain, similar to "alamak", but used to denote a lesser degree of exasperation.

AGAIN?
A much more economical way of saying, "I beg your pardon?"

AGAK TAREK
A Malay phrase literally broken down as 'estimate' (agak) and 'pull' (tarek). It means to "hold back" or "be charitable" or "not to go too far"."Don't talk so bad about him. Agak tarek a bit and give him some face, lah."AGAK-AGAK(ah-ga’h, ah-ga’h)Malay term meaning "to estimate".

AGARATION(ah-gah-ray-shun)
The noun form of the Malay verb "agak-agak", which means to estimate."I arrived at the number through agaration."

AH BENG
An unsophisticated Chinese boy, usually Hokkien. Stereotypically, he speaks gutter hokkien and likes neon-coloured clothes, spiky, moussed hair and accessories such as handphones or pagers, all of which are conspicuously displayed. He also likes to squat, even when a seat is available."Wah lao eh, why you so chao ah beng one?" (Goodness, why are you such an ah beng?)

AH BENG AH SENG
A group of Ah Bengs."Why you go and make friend with those Ah Beng Ah Seng?" (Why are you associating with those Ah Bengs?)

AH CHEK
"Uncle", a generic name used to address an older man.

AH HUAYA
pet-name which literally means, "Flower". Interchangeable with "Ah Lian".

AH KAH AH CHEW (' kah ah' chew)
Hokkien phrase literally meaning "duck legs, duck hands". Used to describe someone's extremely poor coordination. "Ah Kah" and "Ah Chew" can be used separately.
1. "Don't go and ask him to help you set up the stage. He's very the ah kah ah chew."
2. "Wah lau, like that also cannot score! The player is damn ah kah, one!"

AH KONG
Hokkien for “Grandpa.”

AH KOW
A pet-name which literally means, "dog." A generic name given to the sidekicks of the Ah Beng, as well as dogs.

AH LIAN
A pet-name which literally means, "lotus flower". The female equivalent of an Ah Beng - an unsophisticated Chinese girl. Stereotypically dresses in neon colours, wears a huge ribbon perched on the top of her head, and carries a tiny basket.

AH LONG
Hokkien for “loan shark”. An illegal moneylender who imposes exorbitant interest rates and abbreviated payback periods, usually to make up for the borrower’s complete lack of collateral.

AH MM(ah-umm)
Generic name used to address an old woman.

AH NIA
Hokkien for "Pretty, Beautiful". Term used to refer to a pretty girl.

AH POOI
Generic name given to a fat person. Ah Beng's sidekick.

AH QUAH(ah-koo-ah)
An offensive term for an effeminate man. The Singlish equivalent of “faggot” or “fairy”.

AH SENG
Ah Beng's sidekick. Also a generic pejorative term used to denote 'anybody'. As in "Tiu Lei Ah Seng", meaning "Fuck You".

AH SOH
Generic name used to address an older (though not necessarily old) lady. Sometimes used as a pejorative term for a sloppily-dressed woman."Our CEO is damn powerful, but she always dress like Ah Soh one."

AH THEN?/ ARBO/ARBUTHEN
The Singlish equivalent for "of course" or "duh!". "Ah then?" is the sarcastic response given to blindingly obvious questions or statements. Somehow, it evolved into "arbuthen" sometime during the 1980's (possibly a deliberate mispronunciation of "Ah, but then?"), and has now become "arbo".
1. Ah Beng: "Eh, your void deck so clean and new, your constituency kena upgrading, ah?"Ah Seng: "Ah then?"
2. Ah Lian: "Wah, see you got wear so swee-swee... confirm you tonight go pak tor, lor!" (Judging by how prettily you're dressed, you must have a date tonight.)Ah Hway: "Arbuthen?"
3. Ali: "Eh, your exam finish oreddy, ah? I see you like very free lai dat."Ah Lee : "Arbo!"

AH TONG AH SENG
Equivalent to the English phrase "Tom, Dick and Harry". Possibly of Cantonese origin."Every Ah Tong Ah Seng also got handphone today."

AI PEE, AI CHEE, AI TUA LIAP NEE
Teochew saying which literally translates as ' Want cheap, want pretty, want big breasts!' It is used to describe someone who wants the earth, ie. someone with unrealistic or unreasonable desires or expectations.“Singaporeans all very hard to please, one. They all ai pee, ai chee, ai tua liap nee.”

AI SILiterally, "want to die". Courting disaster."Ai si, ah?" (Do you want to die?)

AI TZAI
Hokkien exhortation to calm down.“The exam is not counted one. Ai tzai!” (The exam results are not taken into account. Relax!)

AK KAH CHIEW JI
Literally, to be as close to someone as two testicles."Don'ch worry, I ak kah chiew ji with this feller. If I ask, he sure help you one."

AK KAH LIAO/AK(ah-kah-leow)
To be good and intimate friends with someone.
1. "Ah Beng and the boss are damn ah kah liao, so he sure can find you lobang one."
2. "I didn't know you and your CEO were so ak."

AKAN DATANG
Malay for "coming soon". Seen in movie trailers and some advertisements, but less so nowadays."Be more patient OK, akan datang"

AKASAI
A pejorative description of something or someone as extremely cutesy and girlish. Possibly a contraction of "act cute until like sai". (act cute until like shit)"Aiyoh, Priscilla wear the Hello Kitty hairclips, so akasai!"

ALAMAK
An Malay expression of dismay, surprise or alarm that has long been rumoured to mean "Allah's mother" but more likely comes either from the Arabic "Allah Ma'ak", meaning, "God be with you" or "Allah maaf kar" meaning "God forgive you". "Alamak! Why you go and do this sort of stupid thing?"

ALI BABA
To steal or cheat.
1. "You don' act blur, okay! I know you ali baba my fries when I went to the toilet!"
2. "Don't try and Ali Baba, okay! I saw you take another ace of spades out of your pocket!"

ALL FART AND NO SHIT
Used to describe someone who's full of empty promises."Ah, shaddup lah. Everyday say you wan' to treat me go lunch. You all fart and no shit only."

AMACAM (ah-much-ahm)
A contraction of the Malay greeting, "Apa Macam" which is the Malay equivalent of "What's up?" or "What's happening?""Eh, Ramli! Long time no see! Amacam?"

AN CHUA(ahn-choo-ah)
Hokkien for "What's the matter?", "What's up?" or "How are things?" Heard very often as the first or second phrase used on a mobile phone."Hallo? Ah Kow? An Chua?"

ANG MOR GAO
Hokkien for "red haired monkey", a reference to Caucasians.

ANG MOR/ANG MOR NANG
Hokkien for 'red-hair'. A pejorative term used to describe Caucasians.

ANG TAO CHULOOT
A graphic reference to the fully erect male member. The phallic shape of the cigar has not gone unnnoticed by Hokkien speaking Singaporeans. Probably originated from a bastardized pronounciation of the English word cheroot for cigar.

ANGKAT BOLA
Malay term meaning to curry favour or be sycophantic. Literally, to "carry balls".

ANONEH (ah-nor-neh)
A Japanese expression similar to "Well..." or "If that's the case...", in Singlish this has come to be a generic term for any Japanese girl.
1. "Wah lau, see that anoneh! Her dressing damn solid one."
2. "I got some char bor friends in Pasir Ris, they are all anoneh working for airline one."

APU NEH NEH
Childish and racist term for an Indian man.(To a child): " Don't go out by yourself , skarly the Apu neh-neh catch you then you know!"

ARGLY
The correct pronunciation for "ugly"."Wah lan, check out Ah Beng's shirt. It's damn argly."

ARROW
To delegate somebody to perform a task. Generally used only if the task is unpleasant or boring. Derives from the Army or civil service practice of stamping a tiny arrow next to the name of the person in official documents."I don't know why I always kena arrow by the Inche to wash the jamban."

ARROW
Another term inherited from the Army. It means to be tasked with something, usually unpleasant or troublesome.
1. "Wah lau, I kena arrow clean toilet!"
2. "So suay, I was just in the office, den he come and arrow me type his document."

ARSE LUCK
Used to describe extremely bad luck. Originally idiomatic in England, but very popular in Singlish."Ah Hock just got his driving license and straightaway kena caught for speeding. What arse luck!"

ATAS(ah-tahs)
Malay for "upstairs", it describes someone as snobbish, hoity-toity, affected or arrogant."Wah, you nowsaday do'wan to eat ikan bilis, only eat caviar. Become damn atas oreddy."

AYAM
Malay for "chicken". Used to describe someone as hopeless or easily intimidated."Man U. sure win. The other team damn ayam one."

THIS SECTION WAS FROM COXFORD DICTIONARY

till next blog.which the b section of coxford dictionary would be blogged

Monday, August 21, 2006

na bei.now i writin the same blog as i was writin half an hour ago.tired siah.stupid blogger.nv save.

i FLUNK my exams.my common test lyk fail fail n fail.hiya.heck care.jus tis term must study properly liao.ltr kena stay back or go normal.diei lyk nv blog for 11 daes or soemthin liao.dun noe siah.exam week.then i lyk also no mood.or sometthin.evertyme use com dun wan to blog.so nowi"m bloggin.

oh yarr.WHOOTS! new blog skin .YEA. finally.evertyme try.got something wrong with template.irratatin lorr.dman freakin irratatin.

hmms.i think last thursdae or somethin.i sparr with mr LEE GUAN XIAN(a.ka.TK or DURIAN KING) at the top floor of the carpark behind my sch.waa.the response dman nice.whole class go watch the fightin match.but i can onli sae its a dissapointment.instead of a real fighting mathc.it a match about a guy tryin to gay n in the end got beaten up n went home(tis is guan xian)

tis bloody idiot.na bei.i sparr with him.then he try to gay with with me.he fucker siah.hug ppl then lyk use leg wanna hit ppl ***.damn cunning.i then angry wack hit face lyk dun noe how mani tymes.

then i wack him pain onli.he bo ta han.then ltr spit at me.kanina.luckily miss me.or else i long tyme send him to ICU liao.ji bye.i fight with him .then he keep gayin with me.i fight with him.then he charge at me with his hands open lyk tryin to hug someone.

tis bloody fucker.dman disguisting.LEE GUAN XIAN IS DMAN HAIRLY.BEWARE!!!TO ALL GALS OUT THERE.GUAN XIAN IS A THREAT TO YOU WITH HIS HAIRLY HAIR.BEWARE!!!TO ALL BOYS OUT THERE.GUAN XIAN IS A THREAT TO YOU WITH HIS GAYING METHODS!!!.CAUTION!!!!

i tell u.tis match was soo disapointin even for me.all i got was guan xian tryin to gay with me n tryin to spit saliva.tt"s all.stupid siah.tis is not even fightin.ppl is fight.not gay.ppl is spar.not catfight.i tell you.i first round let him wack.but to my surprise.no PAIN!

SERIOUSLY!no pain at all.he wack lyk dun noe wat.i think gay also can wack harder.i fight with him feel no pain.somemore tis idiot.he gayin with me.then i tryin to move away.then he holdin my shirt then ltr suddenly let go(already on the floor)then i knock the florr then my lips bleed.then i damn angry.second round.wack him all the way.he nv even touch me.

i wack him until his mouth all got blood.i c his teeth lyk whole thing covered in blood.oh yarr.i forgot to sae one more thing.he dman fucker.i wackin him.then very pain.then he got bit my hand.kanina.then i call for timeout.everytyme he tryied to spit or bit my hand.i call tyme out.na bei.sparrin where got lyk tt one.

somemore i ask him he fight wat style.he tell me he dun noe.somemore can tell me anihow also can.siao siah.kanina.wan to fight also dun noe how to. * a litte conversation at the scene

first speaker: oi.na bei.i thought got ppl fighting.how come now gayin?
second speaker: how i noe.i jus noe tt guan xian keep on gayin n then do stupid things.come here onli spoil show.nabei dman fucker larr.
first speaker: waa lao.somemore i come here thought got free show.now onli got gayin show.kanina.waste my tyme.wtf larr.
second speaker: yarr larr.hey.ltr go wack him.i dman angry he waste my tyme.
first speaker: SET LARR.think wat.i scared huhs.err.wait...oi.ta ma de.tt guan xian gone liao.waa lao.he run home larr.kanina.fightin half way run home.FUCK LARR

na bei.i fightin with him.then ltr run away.wtf.nvms.tis tyme giv him chance.ji bye larr.next tyme spar with him comfirm wack him lyk wat.*yawns

hiya.gettin tired liao.i lyk got sch tmr n still bloggin.*todae! shit! wanna sleep liao.next tyme then blog somemore stuff.lol

gayin is not good for health

Friday, August 11, 2006

hmms.well.2dae was kinda fun.yeah.i lyk overslept n took a bus when the stupid bus broke down.no choice take taxi. then i when to sch lyk when its lyk reccess.hmms.well.after sch.

went out with johan n ate n ltr went to his pri sch n stuff.saw his frends n yea..i think i jus sae his frends.oh yarr.also sae the drink stall uncle.he was lyk soo funni loor.jokin about johan.sae he stingy n stuff.sae wat i next tyme get married dun invite.ltr giv me onli lyk 1 cent n stuff.ahahahas.then ltr went to play with his frends n also rushed home n bath cause johan was lyk rushin us to go to the planet shakers concert n stuff.n when we reach there.it was lyk so early.waa piang.then i also saw my frens n sae my bro runnin pass me.kinda werid.oh yarr.also met en ming.

the concert was so dman fun.n there was lyk tis part.when everybody was jumpin.n preston was lyk lookin

at his watch.i was thinkin.huhs.wat the hell.ahahas.

we also took some cool pics n stuff.i also wrote lyk this SICKCHILD word on my hand.lol.hmms.then when the concert ended.everyone was lykin shoutin we wan more or ENCORE.then after a while.the pastor lyk came out n asked if we wanted more.n everyone was lyk walkin back.but the min he said if we wanted more we needed to go the church on sundae.everyone was lyk watever.then went out.so fun siah.

then ltr we also went to seven eleven n then we also dared johan to lyk asked chio bu for no. too bad he to scared.ahahas.then guo jun parents went to lyk east coast.bringin us along.n we lyk started eatin tis vegatables.its was nice.seriously.it was nice.(i"m repeatin to thoses peep out there who hates vegatables.however.i lyk them.)n ltr the fish came.n gen was lyk dun noe how to use the chopstick n stuff.she lyk was scared to eat the fish.the baby sotong n almost everything.even made my shirt dirty.crazy gal.

ahahas.then guo jun parents sent each of us home n we were tlakin about gals.(imagine tt with gen inside.weird right?) then i lyk went home n started bloggin which is jus about now.yea.so maybe i wan to do someht in else.well.till next.catch my next blog at mie blog.sounds werid.

planet shakers rock to the core.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

hmms.well.a lot of things happened since the last tyme i blog.The Man Family kinda hated mie n stuff.
the the group always tried to pang sei mie n stuff.
2dae we sorted up everything .well almost everything.well.at least now everything its bei hao fault.he sux man.LIER LIER LIER.
he should go to changi n gay n nv come back.onli backstabbed ppl.
waa lao.hmms.ABC should change from Anti Brendan Community to Anti Bei Hao Community.
hmms.well.enough of him.well.think i"m gonna change blog skin.yeah.
n i"m lyk dun noe y soo happie.

ltr post somemore.yeahgtg .sianx.yeah.ahahas.